The Borowitz Report: CNN Defends New Slogan
“‘This exciting new slogan is just one piece of our over-all rebranding strategy,’ Zucker said. ‘Going forward, we want CNN to be synonymous with the threat of imminent death.’”
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The fact that I can’t find a job makes me feel like a disappointment to young cishet white male shitlords everywhere.